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WE.... ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
and we are pretty gay

Wolf - 18 - male - pan - USA

Hey hi hello, welcome to the show. I'd tip my hat, but it's stuck on my head. So how about I tip you instead? After all, when the freaks come out to play, you really should get out of our way.

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aspiring-kryptonian:

That feeling when you face a big, overpowered, shit-stomping boss on a high platform and knock them over the edge into oblivion at the start of the fight.

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ie. Dark Souls

squeakykins:

oreides:

oreides:

i wanna get a tattoo of that VERY first frame of steven universe, of garnet reaching up to adjust her sunglasses and her gem is glowing in her hand. 

okay so maybe there are better SU things to get tattoos of but ngl im seriously considering getting an SU tattoo within the next couple years tbqh

do it!! it’s so cute and colourful that even if u grow out of the show it’ll still make for a good tat

What about that giant stone hand with the clothes line? Even people not in the fandom would appreciate that as a piece of fine art.

emboarr:

please report transgender-harms-women for harassment they are a terrible blog and are harassing trans girls by reblogging their pictures with their commentary

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m
  #I can't believe a post that I added to is going around    #don't get offended or you're stupid    #first    #help me    #pleasepleasepleaseplease    #I couldn't make it past the last one    #My italian meat    #most people will think the sword is just me trying to look cool    #stop being mean    #If this gets any replies I'm gonna flip    #honestly    #I'M NOT ACTUALLY A SERIAL KILLER  

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
  #FUCKING MARCO    #shittake mushrooms    #I KEEP READING YOUR MOM'S DICK WAS THE PUSSY    #NOTICE ME SENPAI    #hello frond    #unless you mean sexually    #GODDAMN I HATE YOU TUMBLR  

beachgnome:

Rule of Character Design:

- For every woman you put in a skimpy outfit, you must put one man in an outfit just as skimpy. Both need to share the same about of screen-time.

You are wrong friend, the mans outfit must be at least 20% skimpier.

YOUR WEAPONS-TUTORIAL THING IS AWESOME!!!!! :D -YfnG

Anonymous

Thank you!

It’s been a while since anyone’s brought that up, I nearly forgot about it

  #Anonymous  
Me: Santa, can I have a unicorn for Christmas?
Santa: Be realistic my child.
Me: ok. Can I have a pain free day?
Santa: what colour unicorn do you want?
furry-friends-pet-care:

vegan-animallover:

be-their-sound:

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys
Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
rabbits do not belong in cages.
store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
adopt when possible.

FUCKING THANK YOU 
Nothing makes me more angry than people treating small birds like shit (all animals of course, but birds are close to me heart). 

!!!

I couldn’t agree more!

furry-friends-pet-care:

vegan-animallover:

be-their-sound:

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys

  • Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
  • Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
  • Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
  • Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
  • Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
  • rabbits do not belong in cages.
  • store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
  • chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
  • Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
  • Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
  • adopt when possible.

FUCKING THANK YOU 

Nothing makes me more angry than people treating small birds like shit (all animals of course, but birds are close to me heart). 

!!!

I couldn’t agree more!

At first I thought this was gonna be a joke about someone drawing the eye looking away

secretarybird:

Falloutstuck Sollux has a problem, and that problem is radioactive soda.

secretarybird:

Falloutstuck Sollux has a problem, and that problem is radioactive soda.

squeakykins:

oreides:

sometimes i forget how awful men truly are and then i stumble across some random forum full of dudebro “alpha males” during an internet search and i stare at the shit they say about women and i just

like i somehow wandered into a forum vaguely linked to that “return of kings” nasty bullshit…

oh man I totally feel you on all of this. it was really bizarre to grow up idolising men, then coming out as trans and realising that I want nothing to do with cis men. they are so, so terrible.

Sometimes I forget that there are guys that are like that, but then I realize tat up until a couple years ago, I was surrounded by them. It’s horrifying, and I am so sorry for anyone, male, female, or otherwise, that has to deal with them. It’s one of the grossest facts of every day life.

jessiphia:

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

does the science side of tumblr even fucking exist


You lay out the grass over a large plastic bag sort of thing full of water, and essentially create a grassy water bed.

jessiphia:

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

does the science side of tumblr even fucking exist

You lay out the grass over a large plastic bag sort of thing full of water, and essentially create a grassy water bed.

qwoshins:

qwoshins:

Hey guys my emotionally abusive mom is about to pull me out of school and kick me out of the house, so I might need a place to temporarily crash this summer, just until I can get a job and save up a little money.  If you live in the DC/Maryland area, or just somewhere along the east coast, could you maybe message me?   

Also, if you don’t could you please reblog this so it gets around?