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WE.... ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
and we are pretty gay

Wolf - 18 - male - pan - USA

Hey hi hello, welcome to the show. I'd tip my hat, but it's stuck on my head. So how about I tip you instead? After all, when the freaks come out to play, you really should get out of our way.

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vampirequeen:

transradicalist:

fudouthefurby:

I just LOVE how most of the “trans*” people on this website are like. Between 13 and 15 years old.

Its like the emos of 2013/14

Go on kid. That aint a phase.

it’s almost like trans people were teenagers at one point

its almost…

squeakykins:

did I ever tell u guys about the time we had a pack rat living in the kitchen, so one night I caught it in a butterfly net and threw it straight into the (humane) trap? because that was pretty bitchin’.

Once a bird flew in through our window, and I used a butterfly net to put it out the window

emeraldgranucci:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

EPICRAPTBATTLESOFHISTORY

emeraldgranucci:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

EPICRAPTBATTLESOFHISTORY

  #omg  
valwix:


TEAM EVIL:
Lignite
Nephrite Jade
Orichalcum
Fluorite
Coal
Elbaite

Team E.V.I.L is a group of corrupted gem’s that came together over time forming a small group. They were once all great protectors until the fateful day they lost hope in what they believed in.
The whole idea of team E.V.I.L was when I was talking with some friend about how you normally you’d see a bad guy in an show./movie/game etc. In Steven Universe  so far we’ve only seen The Crystal Monsters, and what seems like a Bad Guy on the Pyramid walls in the EP. “Serious Steven” when they dropped in. (Thanks to oreides for reminding us about that) So we wanted to put a team together just for something like this. It might get boring, battling Crystal Monsters that don’t put up a good fight sometimes so we thought this would be an opportunity for a lot of the Crystal Gems to interact as well with them. Either Drawings, RP’s, Chat’s you name it. And a Prefect Opportunity for you’re Crystal Gem to be drawn in the up coming webcomic that’s under go! That’s right an AU Comic Thanks to Gemsona Week. With a lot of planning and helping hands, just because Gemsona week will be over soon, doesn’t mean the fun can stop! So if anyone Questions about this you can contact me at Valwix until we set up the rest of the blogs for them!

valwix:

TEAM EVIL:

  • Lignite
  • Nephrite Jade
  • Orichalcum
  • Fluorite
  • Coal
  • Elbaite

Team E.V.I.L is a group of corrupted gem’s that came together over time forming a small group. They were once all great protectors until the fateful day they lost hope in what they believed in.

The whole idea of team E.V.I.L was when I was talking with some friend about how you normally you’d see a bad guy in an show./movie/game etc. In Steven Universe  so far we’ve only seen The Crystal Monsters, and what seems like a Bad Guy on the Pyramid walls in the EP. “Serious Steven” when they dropped in. (Thanks to oreides for reminding us about that) So we wanted to put a team together just for something like this. It might get boring, battling Crystal Monsters that don’t put up a good fight sometimes so we thought this would be an opportunity for a lot of the Crystal Gems to interact as well with them. Either Drawings, RP’s, Chat’s you name it. And a Prefect Opportunity for you’re Crystal Gem to be drawn in the up coming webcomic that’s under go! That’s right an AU Comic Thanks to Gemsona Week. With a lot of planning and helping hands, just because Gemsona week will be over soon, doesn’t mean the fun can stop! So if anyone Questions about this you can contact me at Valwix until we set up the rest of the blogs for them!

  #yooooo orichalcuuuum  
EEEEEVIIILLLLLL

EEEEEVIIILLLLLL

  #wolf draws    #gif    #gemsona week  
Oh cool what/how do you kill

Anonymous

I kill hydras, drakes, salamanders, and even bronies

captaindorkopath:

Okay guys, this is really serious. this girl goes to school with me, and is currently missing. I’m in shock, and I know that tumblr has done some pretty amazing things. Her name is Shian Craddieth, she’s about 5’7, 140 lbs, last seen on Monday morning walking to school alone around 7. If you live in the Hammond/Munster please please please keep an eye for this girl. Please signal boost this.

captaindorkopath:

Okay guys, this is really serious. this girl goes to school with me, and is currently missing. I’m in shock, and I know that tumblr has done some pretty amazing things. Her name is Shian Craddieth, she’s about 5’7, 140 lbs, last seen on Monday morning walking to school alone around 7. If you live in the Hammond/Munster please please please keep an eye for this girl. Please signal boost this.

wasthatamelon:

wakor:

sodiumbomb:

pantslesswrock:

davexsollux:

fuschiabloodz:

whokilledcecilpalmer:

Happy 4/13!
I’m a RAGGED KNAVE! What are you?

Ragged Castaway

what the hell
aimless renegade
i’m actually a homestuck character you guys, you caught me

BANISHED ROGUE
FUCK
THAT IS CHILL AS HELL

LOST STRAGGLER just like every saturday

Meandering Journeyer… I like it uwu

The Lost Renegade

Wayward Hermit

wasthatamelon:

wakor:

sodiumbomb:

pantslesswrock:

davexsollux:

fuschiabloodz:

whokilledcecilpalmer:

Happy 4/13!

I’m a RAGGED KNAVE! What are you?

Ragged Castaway

what the hell

aimless renegade

i’m actually a homestuck character you guys, you caught me

BANISHED ROGUE

FUCK

THAT IS CHILL AS HELL

LOST STRAGGLER
just like every saturday

Meandering Journeyer… I like it uwu

The Lost Renegade

Wayward Hermit

What's knife for?

Anonymous

Oh you know, killing the monsters that roam the wilds and such


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

  #knives    #knife    #eyebrows    #united cutlery  

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

See that?
Same number of notes. Wanna know why?
These are the same post, edited. They have the same source, mspandrew.
Please stop re-blogging these, it’s getting out of hand.

See that?

Same number of notes. Wanna know why?

These are the same post, edited. They have the same source, mspandrew.

Please stop re-blogging these, it’s getting out of hand.

What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?

thegirlinthecastle:

Looks:
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valwix:


Saturday ★ First Rookie Mission ★


Zircon AND Lignite’s First Mission was with each other along time ago, but something Happen to Lignite, ‘causing him to go Corrupt and turning on his once best friend. Now the two are enemies after that whole Mission, and Zircon was left with a Grim Reminder of that day.

THIS DRAWING HAS TAKEN UP SO MUCH OF MY TIME THAT I AM TOTALLY LATE AND FAR BEHIND ON THE REST. -SOBS-

valwix:

  • Saturday  First Rookie Mission 

Zircon AND Lignite’s First Mission was with each other along time ago, but something Happen to Lignite, ‘causing him to go Corrupt and turning on his once best friend. Now the two are enemies after that whole Mission, and Zircon was left with a Grim Reminder of that day.

THIS DRAWING HAS TAKEN UP SO MUCH OF MY TIME THAT I AM TOTALLY LATE AND FAR BEHIND ON THE REST. -SOBS-